Dragon: (Sigh) "For the fifth time, the dragon you want to kill lives on the OTHER side of the moutain! I'm the one who LIKES humans , remember? Gods above, I gave your little nephew something out of my personal treasure hoard for his birthday!"
Dragon: "It's alright--that sod from across the mountain DOES look a lot like me; I'm sad to say. We're the same breed of dragon; may even be from related egg-clutches...say, could you use some help taking him down? I'm always up for, a workout every now and again."